Her twitter feed is amahzing

I want to give that Shakira lady some kind of award for that.

I'm sure they are objective volunteer security guards.

Yeah, there’s who I want backing me up as a not drug-and-alcohol addled violent creep: Mickey fucking Rourke!!

I think these were them. I don’t get why they like them.

Michael does not have a general lack of oompf. I would say despite his anger issues, he is an adult (as much as one can be in a telenovela). In the choice between Rafael and Michael, Michael wins. Rafael is the spoiled playboy that just recently learned to not always put his happiness before others, Michael almost…

Nothing about Tom Cruise surprises me. I mean, look what he did to Oprah:

You are a terrible person. I know that’s not news to you or anything, but I still felt it needed to be said. You are a terrible person and you know what a piece of trash you are for behaving like this but that’s why you’re here, because you hate yourself. You hate what you’ve become (or perhaps what you’ve always been…

Nah, I am waiting for the ultimate dig. If she’s pregnant with a boy, she names the young heir Robert Kardashian III. After the child’s father, and of course, his grandfather. I think Kris, Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe would implode. Their precious father’s name given to this child born from Blac Chyna?! But rightfully…

wtaf

she wears this same neckline EVERYWHERE and it honestly does nothing for her. she has sloping shoulders which IS FINE AND GOOD but when she wears this neckline it makes her look droopy

Platinum is not working for Taylor Swift.

Battle Of The Waving Noodle Person Thingys Outside Of A Car Dealership

Taylor and Tom are the epitome of Try.

It probably wouldn’t have made them smell that much worse, so I don’t think that’s the reason for the cut.

Samer: Well, that about settles it! Anything you want to add before we leave, Harry?
Harry: When’s my dad coming back?
Samer: Look man, we’ve been over this. A.J. doesn’t work here anymore.