whyamidoingthistomyself
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Wow. I’m always amazed when I come across grown-ups (not always dudes, but most of the time...yeah) who can’t take care of themselves. How the fuck did he or anyone like him make it to the age of 25 without doing these basic things for himself? And how does folding the socks just so show that you care for him? Does

His answer when asked that was “folding my socks the way I like it shows that you care for me”.

I think about that a lot omg

Joe Gorga will never top the moment that his hair-in-a-can rubbed off on all of his relatives during his fight with Joe Guidice.

His arms are so short.

“Needless to say we didn’t get married”

That was a VERY appropriate response.

Seriously. My artistic ability never grew beyond stick figures. I’m not exaggerating, I cannot draw for shit. That drawing she made is impressive. Gold star Milania!

This proves that sexist, entitled momma’s boys can come from anywhere in the world! Huzzah!

I would be convinced we had the same ex if it weren’t for the Japanese part. Mine was a WASP from Greenwich. He also wanted me to iron his sheets.

The Old Bear made a mistake one time- he told my mother that what she had made that day was not “as good as moms”. She smiled, took his plate and gave it to the dog and told him that if he wanted further meals, he had better get to drivin’ since his mother lived 5 hours away. As for her and the girls, there would be

I LOL’d and he legit didn’t understand because you see, his mom was always happy to do everything for him, why wouldn’t I?

I think it’s pretty good!

She did a better job than I would so I give her props. It does look like him...

Awww, that’s actually really sweet.

I prolly shouldnt post this gif or be laughing as hard as I am, but this column really brings out the worst in me and it’s cathartic so screw it:

That reminds me of those old Home Ec textbooks from the 1950's. You can find excerpts of them on the internet, kind of hilarious and sad at the same time. All I can say is, helllllll no

This is so ironic and weird to me, because Loni Manderson gets kind of worried (bothered??) if he comes home and I've been cooking dinner for him. He doesn't like when I put myself out or work too hard in the house, on chores or cooking stuff. His reaction is always like "oh you shouldn't have; here let me help!" when

My ex-husband was like this. He was on vacation, lounging in his bathrobe all day. I asked him to put the potatoes on. That's it. I left a note how to do it. I show up after a 12 hour day...and supper isn't started. He says he didn't know how to boil water. Oh, and he's super hungry because I didn't leave anything for