Meanwhile, I have a dog that can’t walk around the house without bumping into everything.

Something I would like to see in future debates, in general:

Of all the things to pick to claim that Walker helped the cops with, “mental health situations”? Really? Sure he did, the same way Matt Gaetz runs workshops on helping teenagers spot predators.

Dr. Flame, surely?

Can we just give debate moderators a microphone kill switch, or perhaps a lever that operates a trap door behind the podiums? Every debate now involves a moderator saying “Excuse me. Sir. Sir. Excuse me. Sir. I have to... Excuse me. Sir, your time is... Sir. Sir.” for several minutes with absolutely zero effect.

I keep forgetting that Jezebel is just an aggregate of personal blogs with no editorial viewpoint or oversight. (Haha, kidding. I’m constantly reminded that they don’t have editors anymore.)

Weird, it’s almost as if they were written by two different people!

Yeah, this is no different than me walking down the street smashing car windows & yelling “Why don’t you people care about homelessness?”

“Are you more concerned about the protection of a painting or the protection of our planet and people?”

Throwing soup on a beloved artist’s painting is going to make exactly zero people think about your unrelated cause, let alone by sympathetic to it.

“Content creators and sex workers on OnlyFans have long criticized the platform, largely for its compliance with FOSTA-SESTA”

Purely from the title I thought this was a cross-posted Onion article making fun of the airline employee shortages or something. Good for her though, that’s really cool.

Remember the caravan in 2018? Pepperidge Farm remembers, but as soon as the midterms ended Republicans certainly did not.

I think they start off as lonely/horny and then with the help of the man-o-sphere incel sites dig themselves a hole where the only voices they’ll listen to are crazy ones

Is there a single documented case of anything worse than pennies or toothbrushes being handed out on Halloween?

this is not how it works. My employer isn’t responsible for how I spend my  money.

The question is whether state legislators would act upon the will of the voters if they didn’t get the result they wanted. A couple of Red states have ignored the voters’ decision on other referendum issues when they didn’t like to outcome.

In Britain, the police would’ve been armed with extending batons, possibly tasers, wearing anti-stab vests and trained in de-escalation and non-lethal takedowns. It’s probably harder than you think to rush police from a distance and inflict a fatal stab wound on the person they’re talking to, when they’re already…

Yeah, incels can suck it. So can men and women who ignore the behavior of certain men just because they have the right social status.

As is typical, as soon as a crime happens, pea brains like you completely skip down the road and ignore the circumstances the victim IS ACTUALLY IN. Not coulda shoulda woulda. The party of “guns don’t kill people” and “hopes and prayers” wants to play the whatif game. There is no way to seal the border. Period. So…