The advantage of not awakening Godzilla if you have an accident.

You know all the disadvantages of nuclear power? This doesn’t have that. 

Perhaps he had bone spurs in his feet. Worked for another well-known ghoul.

It’s like you don’t even read my work.

https://jalopnik.com/here-are-the-only-six-cars-that-should-be-sold-1840731546

Holy shit. Was there a story? Is that the picture above? Was the owner trying to sell the house to pay the repair bills?

As someone who lived through that, I'd say we were more worried about the rifle than the car itself.

Most of Davids cars can only do zero mph. I bet dad's response will keep this diskweed off the road longer than a week. Hope he goes away for a long time.

David, we like you around here. With the cars you like, please drive UNDER the speed limit at all times. We don’t want to see you killed. Can your cars even go faster than the speed limit?

You know, I bet you could rent it out for a reasonable fee. Call it a “Pump-a-nickel”.

You may be on to something.  I think it is a monoculture, so there can be only one.

Maybe your yeast is the Highlander. 

Here in California, it’s been nigh on three weeks since most of us have seen the dim but glorious lights of bars and restaurants.

No, Trump bloviates, grandstands, and personally attacks people who call him on his bullshit, and the gets criticized for bloviating, grandstanding, and personally attacking people who disagree with him. The trash comes from his supporters and hanger-ons who would be mental if any one else did the exact same thing. 

Everyone brings up the turbo motors but doesn’t Subaru make an H6? I feel like a NA 6 would have been a good philosophical fit for this car, and the packaging would be better.

EMINENT BROMAIN!

The US should do this to all lifted and coal-rolling pickups, but then not return them. It will be a net win for every American who has had to suffer through years of sharing the road with obnoxious pickup truck drivers.

I believe 4189lbs for the Trailblazer is the GVWR, whereas the 2906-3150lbs reported for the HR-V is curb weight.

Thirded, which goes back to my original point when these came out- a 200HP small turbo would have been fine

There once was a girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that her cherry was broken
From riding a bike
Down a cobblestone pike
(But truly ‘twas broken from pokin’)

“If you desire chunks of discernible tomato, that is also achievable without sodium chloride.” I think you meant calcium, not sodium.