Take your star

“...and then she sneezed and shot her husband in the head.”

I went to a North Carolina grocery store to shop, in person, for the first time since March. It was unsettling to see that perhaps 3/4 of shoppers weren’t wearing masks. I’ll be going back to Instacart and curbside pickups.

A. Do these pharmaceuticals concentrate in semen/vaginal secretions/saliva more than other bodily fluids?
B. How sensitive were the detection methods?
C. What are the chances someone has failed a drug of abuse test (work related or otherwise) because their sexual partner smoked pot or had a prescription for a…

Agreed and thank-you. The way some folks fetishize a piece of cloth as being the thing that is most sacred in our nation, rather than the lives of it’s citizens, is mind boggling to me. Nevermind the fact that they don’t care about or haven’t read the US Flag Code and regularly transgress it.

Is the 2.0T also German made?

Surely I’m not the only one to notice what’s written on the side of the van in the header pic?

Surely someone has set up a GoFundMe to catch up the rent?

As a young lad our family used to go to Quincy’s (now mostly defunct except for a few locations hanging on for dear life,) specifically for the “Superbar” buffet. Then my brother witnessed another kid scraping his leftover mac and cheese (who doesn’t finish their mac and cheese?) back onto the bar. Between that and…

Like on the nuclear powered submarines the US Navy currently operates? 

The bone spurs were of the oral variety... but bone spurs are bone spurs.

I bought a few modern Lodge pieces for cheap at a few different places, then took a striping wheel to them. ~$50 worth of iron, $6 for the wheel and about 20 minutes of irritating the neighbors.

I bought a few modern Lodge pieces for cheap at a few different places, then took a striping wheel to them. ~$50…

It also has no memory built in. You have reset your temp and keep warm settings every time you take it off the base to pour, unlike past electric kettles I’ve had.

It also has no memory built in. You have reset your temp and keep warm settings every time you take it off the base…

Yeah, no. All the bleach at the supermarket I frequent had been bought up. I ended up picking up a half gallon at a convenience store, of all places.

The plain black is going for $10.52

The plain black is going for $10.52

He probably has Secret Service protection with him to make sure that can’t happen, unfortunately

Nonoxynol-9 is no joke in terms of irritation. My significant other and I tried using the contraceptive sponge, which is essentially soaked in nonoxynol-9 and approved for multiple uses if left in place, enjoyed ourselves thoroughly one afternoon. That night upon attempting to urinate, I got hit with an unexpected…

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Raccoons aren’t rodents...

If he re-offends than the former governor should face charges as an accessory.