“They were sending procedurally generated emails to war widows?!”

Fair point and all but coffee from a drip-brew machine tastes like shit and coffee from a Keurig tastes great. Not advocating for Keurig, I use an espresso machine myself, but you can’t boil everything down to price. Quality is an important factor too.

It’s VERY depressing. My wife and I game together and we peppered in a lot of side quests and errands between the main quests because anytime we’d do 3 or 4 main quests in a row we’d start feeling really depressed about how hopeless their situation was.

LOL @ anyone who calls themself an “alpha” unironically.

For a few brief seconds Sean Spicer actually exhibited some humanity.

“Neither Baez nor Murphy were in the cell with Hernandez, and just hours after his death, it isn’t clear what information they have that would point them towards this conclusion.”

“It seemed from their conversations in that bunker that they even had a strategy for killing one of the giant tentacle/matrix machines (The Metal Devils I guess) and that they had done it before a few times.”

Ha! I actually buy that as a possibility

Yeah, I’m not fond of the cryogenics idea for the same reason, it’s too obvious. There’s a datapoint toward the end of the game where Elisabet says something about being glad she won’t have to live with Travis raising his own clone, so they’re definitely hinting at the possibility of generations of Ted Faro clones.

That’s my theory. It’s either a cryogenically frozen (and thawed) Ted Faro, or a Ted Faro clone.

I don’t think that’s what OP is saying. I think it’s more like this; say you hate hashtags but you start using them ironically to mock your hatred of them, but then a few years pass and you’re still doing it. At that point you’re no longer being ironic, you’re just doing the thing you said you hate.

Driving with your left foot hanging out the window.

Hey now, I drive a Lexus RX and can merge just fine dammit! ;-)

“But when I’m saving the environment I’m allowed to consistently drive 30 miles over the speed limit!!!”

I’ll never understand why people get upset when you pass them and speed up to pass you. Who gives a shit? Is that some sort of lizard brain thing? Like we’re all fucking cheetahs and have to be at the front of the pack?

Never using turn signals is a pretty big indicator to me.

“This means there are checks and balances.”

Yeah, I get that. If it was earlier in the timeline it would’ve worked better, or maybe if they’d peppered in some nervous laughter to balance it out. It’s a very minor complaint really.

“Yeah, even if the plot points don’t purposely lead somewhere to DLC a Sequel or whatever its great to have it there”

I forget where it was but I believe there was another mention of it exploding that seemed a bit more finite. I could be wrong though.