Thinking this is about “teams” is a profound misunderstanding of politics.

Not trying to discount your experiences, but it really depends on where you live. I live in a gated apartment building that requires visitors and deliveries to look up my last name on the electronic callbox at the gate, punch it in, and it dials my cell which I can use to open to gate remotely. USPS goes through this…

“It being stolen by someone working at usps is far more plausible than them delivering it to the wrong state.”

You lost all credibility when you used the term “leftist”.

In order for satire to function correctly it needs context. The shows you mentioned are smart shows, they understand how to do satire correctly and they always provide context. Here’s an excellent video that explains how satire without context isn’t a joke and doesn’t work:

I agree. There are a lot of features Kinja is missing that are standard in other BB/forum systems. For example; why can’t I block users? And why can I only edit my post in a 5-minute window?

I know, just ribbing ya a bit

So nice you posted it twice!

You’re the only person here who’s gotten it right so far.

I agree with your sentiment but you have the demographics wrong. People like this guy aren’t drinking too many soy-milk latte’s.

Funny, I just saw these at Target for the first time yesterday and was all “DAFUQ?”

Seriously. I’m thinking about buying a gun to protect myself from people just like this.

I wouldn’t recommend the one pan pasta recipe. I tried it last week and had a lot of difficulty with the pasta sticking together. I’m a skilled cook too so I was completely taken aback at how awful it turned out.

You’re not wrong, but I believer the key points are #1 and #7. There simply isn’t a need. Modern warfare depends much more on technology so the need for more troops has dropped significantly.

“What happens when the far right decides it’s okay for them to start punching people for saying things they don’t like?”

They are related, but they’re not the same. The Selective Service System maintains the information. It itself is not a draft. In order for there to be a draft Congress and the President would have to authorize a draft. Congress would have to pass legislation which is then signed by the president. Beyond that, there…

“Son, there ain’t no draft no more”

Yeah, I love to cook and one year for Christmas my wife got me a large assortment of flavored oils and vinegars. I managed to use a lot of them but didn’t finish several, after a year or so almost all of the olive oils had become rancid and a few of the vinegars had separated and tasted “off”. I always assumed that…

Nuts can go rancid. I had a package of fresh shelled peanuts that I forgot about and after a few months I tried to eat a few and they were very bitter. I’d imagine the same thing happens w/ peanut butter given enough time.

That’s fair. Like I said, the moment I heard it I was like “huh?” so you make a good point, he could have asked for clarification at the least.