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Give us a workout plan!

You mean Manchester City

I assure you that the Flyers don't want fans from North Jersey. Fuck North Jersey. I hate North Jersey.

OK, what else is out there?

I'm 32 years old, single, and don't have a retirement plan. Any advice how to get started and how much of my paycheck to devote to an IRA or 401k?

fuck you jobu, I blackface myself

Mohu !!!

I love Kornheiser and I think PTI is the best sports show on television. We all have to understand that television is no longer the destination for real sports analysis and debate. They're ALL blowhards now, and Wilbon and TK are the most entertaining of the lot. I'll hang up and listen.

Great weather reports too...

Peeing out of a tube? I feel like you were (hopefully) peeing INTO a tube.

how many?

happened to me with a navel piercing. 9 months later gave birth to a necklace.

cooking oil - great for saving rings and diabeetus

this is why we can't have nice things....

Once I told my boss that I couldn't work because of a funeral, when in fact I went to play some ice hockey. Showed up in the ER in full gear after getting injured on the ice. My boss was there with her son. Got fired.

pick on the black guy, eh?

Would you rather play with Richie Incognito or Jonathan Martin?

Would you prefer to play alongside Incognito or Martin?

Nick Foles will never win a playoff game. Discuss.