how many?

happened to me with a navel piercing. 9 months later gave birth to a necklace.

cooking oil - great for saving rings and diabeetus

this is why we can't have nice things....

Once I told my boss that I couldn't work because of a funeral, when in fact I went to play some ice hockey. Showed up in the ER in full gear after getting injured on the ice. My boss was there with her son. Got fired.

pick on the black guy, eh?

Would you rather play with Richie Incognito or Jonathan Martin?

Would you prefer to play alongside Incognito or Martin?

Nick Foles will never win a playoff game. Discuss.

Throw some D's on that bitch

Superman —> Ski Jump

Every army does this.

ahem....

I love his appearances on the BS Report. He provides better analysis and insight than any other NFL reporter. Hate Simmons all you want, but Lombardi is a great NFL analyst.

WHAT ABOUT THE INDUSTRIALIZED SLAUGHTER OF EUROPEAN JEWRY

Everyone's salty that its on NBC, but I'll take NBC over no one any day. Lets wait to see them fuck it up before we prematurely assume that the series is doomed.

Not hating on guns, but naming a gun the "backpack cannon" after all the school shootings is pretty distasteful.

I know, but if you've been following the Flyers this year they get to .500 or thereabouts but slip backwards. Hopefully this is a two-steps forward, one-step backwards kind of thing.