The Internet: man’s epic monument to reminding you how little you’ve accomplished in your life.... and porn.

Doesn’t he already have a cool, reliable ride that he can cruise around California in?

When you are bound and determined to “die doing what you loved” nothing tops a jetpack.

Of course the Jeep guy loves driving something with no doors.

No you see, what you do is buy that and then just say it’s comparable until everyone starts believing it.