The party of fiscal responsibility, everyone!

Oh yeah - it's all about the oil and gas ("6000 year old" oil of course).

Only if they are reporting oil finds. If they are using carbon dating, not so much.

The one thing I like about this weather is that it's the great fashion equalizer. Everyone looks like the Stay-Puft marshmallow man.

Yeah, I know this is victim-blamey, but I feel like I put more effort on researching how I could carry my yoga mat on a plane (for some reason folding it didn't occur to me) than they did about traveling with their kid.

The family in this story is ridiculous and was asking the flight attendant to violate FAA rules. FAA rules do NOT allow "lap children" over 2- even for special needs. There IS an exception for using a non approved device on the plane for special needs- such as a special needs car seat or other medical positioner. …

Remind me why some suburban Connecticut police department needs one of these?

That makes sense. I don't think I'd ever seek out a poodle, though. My dream dog is a corgi - however, I know that there's practically a 0% chance of ever finding one in a shelter, and I couldn't ever bring myself to spend like $1000 or more on a purebred puppy like that. My current dog, a black lab mix ("mix" here…

When to Take Your Baby to a Bar: Never. Jesus fuck, people, don't have babies if you think you can just carry on your adult life without making any changes or sacrifices.

The most dangerous thing Glenn Beck has ever seen is anti-discrimation law.

Good for her. The 4th Amendment doesn't cease to exist because people are scared.

When I lived alone, I didn't have a firearm just because I just happened to not have one. Finally a friend came over with a .45 and said "listen, you live alone, if your car is here you're here, it only takes a few days to watch and figure that out, keep this in your room." and he was totally right.

And broadly speaking, these are the students most likely to have parents that will storm the school board for them. I cannot fathom how this got through without an uproar.

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

"The Law is reason free from passion" Aristole. (Yes, this was in Legally Blonde. I can't do anything about that.)

Right. If you are 100% comfortable believing that he was guilty. Except there was a study that came out today which found that at least 4% of deathrow inmates were wrongfully convicted. I realize that you are acknowledging that there are huge issues with the death penalty, but logically speaking, there could also…