Arm them and give them to Ukraine.

Russia can have its boats back when they give the jets back. Sounds like a fair deal, don’t you? And I wonder how many millions the Russians are spending maintaining those jets...

That grill still looks like someone in fishnets bending over, and no matter how good the damn thing is I can never unsee that.

One would imagine that a professional actor would choose their pre-audition meal a little better than that.

All that and Stephen Hawking giving you directions. Pretty cool.

Sounds like they use a computer to troll people. I like that.

He probably has some Cherokee in him though, right?

We clearly, as a society, must start doing relationship audits. Of course we’ll need complete, exhaustive documentation on when people met, what was said, where they want, who they were with (Instagram seems to be ahead of the game with this). It’s the only way to ensure the safety of young, impressionable men and…

Based on the lead photo, they look perfectly suited for one another. I wish them many years of happiness well in to old age that not one single blog or tabloid chooses to cover from now until then.

No Slippery when Wet reference?

It took almost a year to get one, so if you do decide the pull the trigger prepare for a lengthy wait, unless you want to pay the dealer markup that is.

I just bought a Maverick because it does everything I need it to do and it’s way less money and has waaaay better fuel economy than the other trucks on the market. Is it sexy or futuristic? Who knows. It’s a great little work truck so whatever.

Fair, I’ve only seen the fully-tarted-up ones in person.

If you close your eyes, I’m told hummers are quite pleasant.

If you’re going with that, I’m going to raise you:

Love the Poison Ivy party gown on slide #25

No doubt.

Because Lady Lyanna Mormont kicks ass.

Shhhyeah, what-EVAR.