“two young children stacked on top of each other inside a trench coat”

We need a proper Loki/Heimdall rap battle to settle it.

I’ve never thought about it like that. I think you’re right on the money.

When the title of the post is “Fuck...” you know that either the blogger is mentally 13 or just hoping for attention. Or both.

Right there with you! GT introduced me to some amazing Japanese cars.

Don’t do it. I got lost and ended up on some very rough roads with my 92. It was never the same. Just don't .

If you’re all about making it equal, you’ll be sleep deprived for the entire time off, and have to care for a screamy, smelly, needy, cuddly shit and puke factory as well. Enjoy!

I could watch slo-mo video of Porsches crashing all day long.

You aren’t allowed to use logic and facts here. Irrational emotion is all that sells here.

Well put.

Mea culpa. Carry on!

“Mother time”, don’t you mean? Remember where you are, fool!

Nailed it.

I think the dad should get to do it. The guards should have just stood back and said “go ahead, sir. We’ll mop up when you’re done.”

But...but...

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My fantasy is that Watterson has been busy for the last decade or so still making Calvin and Hobbes strips and one day he’ll release them.

ProTip: The Caps Lock button is often just above the “Shift” key on your keyboard. If you press it once more you’ll stop typing like that.

I'll take a Paris Hilton show over the Kardashian clusterfuck we have now any day.

If they would stop calling it stock car racing, perhaps they would.