The Veyron is not less ostentatios than anything, except perhaps a Vertu phone.

And doughnuts!

“Douchebomb” is another fave.

You could bring them, but they’re left in the parking lot with the minivans.

Mazda has had quite a few solid quarters. They’re doing fine without messing up the Miata.

There have been lots of women in the oval office, especially during Bill Clinton’s terms...

Yup. I’ve always owned top-of-the-line Shoei helmets and they’ve saved my life at least once. But pretty much any approved helmet is better than none at all.

with NOS!

It’ll be pretty east for the cops to tell if he got stung or not.

Kill it with fire. It’s the ugliest 4-wheeled turd ever brought to production.

My wife swears by the little Doc Johnson pocket rocket. Powerful vibes right on the button = boom boom every time.

Zing!

Hey’s not your buddy, pal.

Did that thing ever fly? It looks like it shouldn’t be able to.

Holy shit indeed. Wow.

I really like the looks of it, from every angle. It’s cute yet aggressive.

You’re right. Oops.

Is this the biopic about Steve Ballmer? The sequel to the Steve Jobs movie I’m sure...

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I know we’re talking about women’s gear, but strap-ons? Is this Jezebel or something? :-)