She's running out of battery too.

they just see it as an extension of their high school years

Or sometimes very very dark grey.

Stevia tastes like ricin. Yuck.

Yup, that's where I went first too.

I'm gonna need a bigger insurance policy.

I love this! Aretha is timelessly amazing.

First thing I thought of:

Excellent last bike, but what a (brief) blast I'd have!

Are you crackers?!? :-)

And since they're been subjected to mandatory female genital mutilation, they won't even enjoy it.

If this wasn't ISIS, I'd feel a little sad if that's true.

SO that makes YOU part dick too? EEP! Or does it skip a generation? Does it work that way? :-)

If any of those are Honda Cubs, they'll need to run it over a few more times to make sure it's dead. Those things are darned near indestructable.

Can we get Phoebe from Friends to sing Smelly Cat please?

Also kids love farts. In the immortal wisdom of George Carlin, " they're shit without the mess ".

Looks like the world needs at least one more ex-cop/new inmate/corpse.

I think there's plenty enough whining going on in this thread already, don't you?

That's why we're all fat, and AOK with it.

Behold the mighty Pontiac Firefly TURBO!