Saying that isn’t exactly the truth. When something needs 60 votes to pass, you would have to have 60 members to HOLD it. When the numbers are 51 to 49, for all intents and purposes no one holds the Senate. Every time people use the “But Republicans hold the Senate...” argument, they show their ignorance of…

Well, that’s a simplistic argument, isn’t it.

Donald Trump and the GOP have attempted to to pin the blame for the shutdown on Democrats, most of whom voted against the spending bill because it does not contain protections for DACA recipients, among other things. It’s true that if they had collaborated with the GOP, the government would still be open. But let’s be…

I still want that Yugo.

I remember being in middle school and seeing one of these, black with red pinstriping and thinking it was the coolest car ever. Didn’t know what it was called. Didn’t know anything about it at all. I only knew it looked mean and had cool badges with castles and knights and stuff. (There were no castles or knights on…

When I was in HS a friend of mine had a late ‘80s Monte Carlo SS. I didn’t know too much about cars at the time but I knew that car was rad.

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Wow this is the worst thing to ever happen from something ExxonMobil.

They filled their tanks with imMobil, am I right?

The only way to eat KFC: in your underwear, self consciously.

She’s looking at the director, while thinking can I spit this out NOW?!

It’s ChrisFix, so yeah. Good detail, though, and better than the alternative.

Come on guys, nothing bad happens when Hoyer starts playoff games!

Two or three bowls.

Deep down, you care. and it keeps me warm at night.

PS I need to use the shared habitat commonly called “your garage” to work on my car this weekend. I trust you won’t mind.

When a bird poops on my car, I make sure to have chicken for dinner.

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

Pats fan, and can confirm this looks bad but somehow I’m at peace with this because Conference Championship Winning QB Brian Hoyer doesn’t sound any more ridiculous than the same title applied to Blake Bortles, Case Keenum, or Nick Foles.

Steps for dealing with bird poop on your car