Wow this is the worst thing to ever happen from something ExxonMobil.

They filled their tanks with imMobil, am I right?

The only way to eat KFC: in your underwear, self consciously.

She’s looking at the director, while thinking can I spit this out NOW?!

It’s ChrisFix, so yeah. Good detail, though, and better than the alternative.

Come on guys, nothing bad happens when Hoyer starts playoff games!

Two or three bowls.

Deep down, you care. and it keeps me warm at night.

PS I need to use the shared habitat commonly called “your garage” to work on my car this weekend. I trust you won’t mind.

I like this one:

Sorta sounds like the beginning to the plot of Kingsmen: The Secret Service.
Also, I lol’d at the “Filed To:”

That’s in the crew lounge... Those poors should be happy they even have a TV.

When a bird poops on my car, I make sure to have chicken for dinner.

have you ever been on a submarine? I’m not sure you understand how small they are.

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

Pats fan, and can confirm this looks bad but somehow I’m at peace with this because Conference Championship Winning QB Brian Hoyer doesn’t sound any more ridiculous than the same title applied to Blake Bortles, Case Keenum, or Nick Foles.

Steps for dealing with bird poop on your car

Now that’s what I call “flipping the bird”.

150 million is the used value.