Pizza in the morning,

Tell you what my friend, next time you see me starting at QB on TV, feel free to say how terrible I am.

To Whom It May Concern:

That’s too much screen.

It’s the best, Jerry, the best.

I will break your fucking arm if you don’t calm down and sit quietly.

He glued a part of another steering wheel onto the steering wheel. He does not know what he’s doing.

Nope:

When untrained, a duck’s quack will echo.

When he got exasperated about Genghis Khan I knew I was doing my job.

What the fuck did I just watch?

HMMMMMM

CP for me. Appears the air bags have been deployed.

The thought of building a battle car or off-roader out of a quality AMX makes my heart and wallet equally queasy. One that looks like it’s been stored in or used as a chicken coop still turns up once in a while, but even those probably fetch several thousand as resto candidates.

No No No No NO. You’re all wrong. None of these pansy-ass little cars with subframes, marginal suspensions, and wimpy looks. You want a full-frame car for strength, leaf springs for durability and easy lifting, and something angry looking since he clearly wants to frighten the camrys off the road.

Get a cheap Econoline for 500$, spend the rest on a lift kit, tires and shove a V10 Triton in there.

I’d love to see you come to Minnesota during the winter when it is deathly cold and start your car and drive away. I have a news flash for you, (even thought the car may or may not start) it may not even want to go. It was -32 F (NOT windchill) last week in northern MN and do you know what 75W gear oil in your…

Blow Torch? No, thank you.

Prepare to be flamed....