of all the vechiles i wish would make a comback, the full size blazer is at the top of my list. Sure nobody would drop $50k on a new one today, but my childhood tells me that rural cops use these, the military police, single oil men in cowboy hats and denim jackets and generally any badass, flag waving mofo.

I’m 3000 miles away and from here I can smell that interior and hear it rusting. CP.

Finally, a NPOCP offering that tells the world, “You have beautiful skin. I’d like to wear it.”

I could get my hands on them.. make them do fishy-faces and stuff. Don’t you tell me what I can or can’t do.

When Fancy Kristen said she wanted “a car filled with coke,” this is not what she meant.

why the fuck did he do this to an E46 wagon

Can you explain what you mean by that last sentence?

And Strap On spelled backwards is nO partS

Thank you for posting this. I was unaware of it and am richer having read it several times.

The Kaepernick trip this site has been on is every bit as loathsome as the ESPN/Tebow saga.

you just blew my mind

Why is that video so terrifying? Why is there a woman with a deer head? Why did CeeLo’s skull flash through his face for a second? Why is he with a giant foot and a giraffe woman?

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Dude...

It should be obvious to someone writing a column mostly about Star Wars that Santa would hook up a cable to his sleigh and take down Godzilla like an AT-AT.