The lowest form of life. Stop.

Is the subject of your affection a fan of cars? Is cost no object?

+1 book suppository

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Oy vey, this is going to be fun and needlessly wordy for me. The first car that I ever bought brand new off a dealer lot was a 2003.5 Mazdaspeed Protege. However, I got the correct color, Blazing Yellow Mica (Titanium Gray was the most common color by a couple hundred units as I recall). I had mine for about three…

It’s an impressive build, and completely worthless. That price isn’t just a too high, it’s too high by several orders of magnitude.

That is gorgeous AND CP at that price.

no, in my wildest dreams i could never imagine spending 2,300 dollars on something that I could get the same basic concept for far less than half that.

I’m 100% in the camp that all of these articles are just paid advertising, but man, they used to be better at hiding it.

How much TV do you watch? $2,300 dollars for any TV is insane.

Everybody is forgetting the best thing to add to the potatoes next to butter, salt, and pepper. Buttermilk.

I feel like this chart is pretty accurate and fair in its descriptions, and before I even pulled it up, The Economist was going to be one of my off the top of my head recommendations. It is semi-paywalled though, so bear that in mind. Fiscal Times and The Hill are also good choices.

Congratulations, Mr. Rex LMM (and shout out to Mr. Neutral President), on COTD! I would like to gift you with an IDK car which this lovely lady will deliver after she runs a few errands.

As a proud, dedicated, all-in ‘84 Fiero owner, I call this a CP all day long. No, no, and no. You’re in for a world of god-knows-what with whatever the hell is under the ‘hood,’ whatever garbage body work they did... it’s not the right bumper either. There is SO much headache with what this would turn into. The shops…

I can buy a plastic doorstop at Staples for $3.99. Tell me why I want this one instead, which does exactly the same thing?

Well I guess you enjoy burying your head in the sand and ignoring the real problems. That’s what it takes to lose to someone like Trump.

Blaming the media for a lost election is ignoring the actual problem.

I actually come here in part for some of the liberal articles just because I don’t want to live in an echo chamber, but as of late it has been a bit much, so seeing something like this, even if it is obviously meant tongue-in-cheek, is appreciated. That doesn’t mean I want things to turn into Breitbart around here,…

This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.