Good thing you’re around to explain which politicians he’s allowed to think don’t care about black people and which ones do

Just a well executed squeeze play in the ball park.

Okay, it’s different. That doesn’t invalidate his point.

It comes from Jezebel, so just smile and back out of the room so they can giggle over the dick cartoons.

It’s different when women tell men how to behave because reasons.

This is glorious and your artwork is fantastic. And that’s me speaking, not my penis. All my penis has to say is “Hey, it’s dark in here!”

Cool. Another article telling men how to behave. Women love when men tell them how to act too no?

Never gonna get another book deal with that attitude.

But if I’m not pretending it’s a race car where’s the fun?

#6, that 15yr is better than 30 yr, is dead, dead wrong. I hope people ignore that.

I would guess that of the 97% that got a 30 and did not pay it off in 15 never had any intention of paying it off in 15. It’s a great stat but it needs more context.

Get the 30 year and feel good about it.

These things must really drive funny.

Play the Oscar Pistorious drinking game: every time your loved one goes to the bathroom, take 4 shots.

I believe Derek Jeter’s running catch and leap into the stands vs the Red Sox was totally overrated and not that great.

Also, Giambi was safe:

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I think the moment that you adopt an editing policy on these sort of leaks, you enter into some very dangerous waters (not that releasing confidential information isn’t already dangerous...).