Not. Even. Close:

Even the commercial doesn’t try to hide the axle wrap and the abusive suspension.

There was no buffalo.

What do you think a birch is?

It's a Jeep Thing You Wooden Understand.

Son of a birch! I’m going out on a limb and say that is gorgeous!

Then how will the hookers breathe??

I give you this, so that like a functional alcoholic looking at a homeless drunkard passed out on the street, you can feel a little better about your decisions:

Are you sure you know what you are getting into? That one doesn’t have a roof.

Oh crap, what have I done? OlllllllO

Yeah, it’s a bit upsetting to see this from Gizmodo.

“Because if there is anything that will motivate a country to take action around climate change, it’s when climate change starts to interfere with their ability to effectively kill other humans.”

Tesra coming soon.