Comments like yours give me hope for the future of Deadspin.

Huzzah!  Horse poop for everyone!!

also, kinja.

I once chewed Topps wax-pack gum until it liquefied.

Pedro.  Single greatest pitcher ever (that I have seen in person.).

Antifa weekends are a bitch.

you seem like a very intelligent person.  probably handsome, too.

If you made a Trump ref, you’d be un-greyed by now.

who?

you shouldn’t ask your mother about certain times in her life

can we talk about your drinking?

pics or it didn’t happen

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Also, midnight mass between sitting and standing.

Nope.  Political site thinly disguised as one.

you’re so clever.

How utterly hypocritical.

Sounds like a good idea, roll with it!