Never liked that front end, reminiscent of a Ford Topaz or something.

171K on my ‘09 Mercury Mariner (wife bought new), only issue I’ve had is the sensor getting dirty causing the “fuel door open” warning to illuminate.  An easy fix.

4. Get stuck in the grays.

There’s a dry shart?

The “new car scent” little tree at 0:56 is perfect.

wut?

She must’ve left ‘em at the shoe show.

Someone here is going to claim this. My wife has preemptively let me know that that person shan’t be me.

Claire.

Super neat if you like Jeeps (and I do.)

It was neither “waffle” nor “honest admittance”

Burneko scoffing at this might actually increase sales.  Although a very talented writer, the guy is a culinary clown.

Burneko scoffing at this might actually increase sales.  Although a very talented writer, the guy is a culinary…

Hold on a moment...

This news makes me sad.

My father referred to it as “the golden parachute” back in the early 90's when his employment with a struggling tech company came to a close.

Neither can we call this a begging of misery, or a borrowing
of misery, as though we were not miserable enough of ourselves, but
must fetch another octopus from the next house.

not to mention his recall links don’t align with the model year suggested...

Hot take:

Breast meat is more expensive. Wholesale, bl/sl random-sized breast is roughly $1/#, while leg quarters are about half that.*