it’s never safe to assume

Only if it rapidly passes through you in a straight line DI-rectly into the mouth of the great porcelain God.

just. wow.

Not worse than the “Malibu”

Oh, well done, Sir.

fify

fify

Meh. Could be worse.

+11 Million

Not so much on the white meat, huh?

+42

Problem Solved!

whoa, whoa, whoa.

#’s 1 & 3 maaaayyy prove difficult for folks around here, based on my travels.

Mah, what’s a coupla more zeros, riiight?

Can’t wait to see the spy shots

After reading this, I need to go and find my meditation wristband.

Caribou FTW!!!

Starred for following Kinja protocol. Nicely done.

Perhaps ask folks that are NP’ing it... they’re also a bit high, so they’d know

Did someone say matches? If you’ve got the checkbook.........