Me-nnon-ITE!

Chance that she’s been laid by Hugh Hefner? High.

The placard is accurate. Hopefully that poor car doesn’t experience Stockholm syndrome.

The only Roy Rogers that I ever encountered were during family vacations. There was one in the Vince Lombardi (or maybe Molly Pitcher?) rest area on the Jersey Turnpike, sometime in the 80's or early 90's. The Vince Lombardi (or maybe Molly Pitcher?) rest area was never(!) clean, and the smell is permanently embedded…

OBV it’s

Fool. I can JLOOINDAHF better than you even know.

12,000 pounds for a half ton is pathetic? Not really, in fact it’s an improvement from previous model year.

Fancy Furious Kristen.

just a half ton

mmmmmm, tasty.

Bortles delivered my fantasy championship this year, and with any luck will also deliver NE the AFC Championship.

put’s

I got really excited reading the headline.

TL/DR & Bullshit. Your tween is totes helping you.

Nah, you shouldn’t it’s total CP.

Sometimes when I’m MVCS, I have issues with CBDR. I get texts, too, and I’m all like TLDR, which gives me FOMO, and then I forget about it, B/C ADD, but then my OCD kicks in and I pick up my phone and try hard to reply, but PEBKAC so I just put it down and wonder, like “should I GIAR?”

What, did you get sodomized in a basement once?

Is a taco a sandwich?

Oh, excellllllent. Let’s pleeeeease get those last remaining 2% of articles holding out to finally include Trump-roasts.

Must be a Browns fan in the back of the room.