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For all of the time that you’ve spent posting mini-rants against the editing, design, advertising, and random what-not on this site... one would think that instead maybe you’d have just... found somewhere else to go.

John Oliver > Stephen Colbert.

The very best is when Jerry seemingly becomes slightly annoyed that Torch had him pairing cars to “just dead people”

I’m not all that into her, but my friend Winston from Ocho Rios says that he would definitely “Give her the D, Mon.”

The thing is, in he came with the save... El Camino on Tahoe is the best (and closest to request) option out of all of the suggestions.

I’ve plotted my Angle of Attack, and as the AirBoss, will make sure that she rings the Admiral’s Doorbell, and after crashing, I’ll send her Back to the Taxpayers.

Those were dangerous times... no “contents hot” warning on cups of that quarter coffee.

Only a Sith (and non-resident car buying expert) deals in absolutes.

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It’s gotta be the shoe(s)

I was also working on a pun, but none would pop into mind.

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Also answers everything about how Clutch works:

Bless you, Sir.

Potato “glueyness” can be from a number of factors: potato variety (different spuds have different starch contents), overworking, overcooking, and being too wet (not completely drained).

You always want to begin with cold water when cooking potatoes. If you begin in boiling water, the exterior of the spud goes to mush prior to the interior cooking through. This is true regardless of how you cut your potatoes.

Only if it’s spelled “numbnuts”

NP

They’re really made of lips and assholes, I’m told.

Well, duh.