Though you don’t deserve the relegation, may you live long and prosper in the grays.

“Peace!” Mode

something something something black on black crime has got to stop

Least Mode.

And we’re paying you to be concerned with Megyn Kelley on a Wednesday afternoon? Get back to work.

That’s a bag of shot badger if ever I’ve seen one.

One could potentially cause severe physical and emotional injury if handled carelessly. The other is a motorcycle.

“Deadspin: Sports News without access, favor or discretion.”

The best electric carving knife is no electric carving knife.

The best electric carving knife is no electric carving knife.

Indeed. Her ribs, belly, loins and hams must be well-muscled in order to remain so rigid.

All I know is that if it doesn’t have a white border around the red... all you have to do is honk twice and proceed on through.

Portnoy is jewish.

Fucking A. I’m done with these sites. Someone please delete my account.

It sure seems like you fine folks skewed the angle more than the original when you blew it up.

While stationed in Mid-Coastal Maine, one of my shipmates who had grown up nearby in Damariscotta referred to his driveway as a “door yard.”

We appear to be missing the “IN.”

How did you get so many stars? I’m not mad atcha... just amazed!

Yeah! Take a stand. Why not? I mean, they’ve done studies, you know...

oh, are we doing “jingoistic” again?

Both of my shoulders just spontaneously popped out of socket after simply viewing that photo of Xiao on the rings.