His attempt to dodge the police was foiled by badge engineering.

I have placed my skeetbag and slaycable into their full upright position.

Oddly, her name is Alexus.

Less expensive than an education.

Are my eyes going bad... or is this a woman superimposed onto a car that is superimposed onto a background?

You can do whatever you please, and feel however you like about it. Whose opinion about whether or not you’re a bad person because of your feelings on the issue matters to you? Why?

Falconry is the hunting of wild quarry in its natural state and habitat by means of a trained bird of prey.

I’ve caught and freed many a hummingbird from my garage using a baseball mitt. I’ve also chased out a raccoon using a leafblower (effective!).

Who’s fast and what’s sexy?

Broken Barricades!

Broken Barricades!

Holy. Stop.

Holy. Stop.

The “problem” for the Dead is that the studio efforts were/are weak compared to (certain/most of) the live performances.

The “problem” for the Dead is that the studio efforts were/are weak compared to (certain/most of) the live…

Who the fuck is Sue Barrett?

Who the fuck is Sue Barrett?

Oh, you felt the need to make multiple comments making the same statement? Too bad.

Oh, you felt the need to make multiple comments making the same statement? Too bad.

Comments like this make me wish I could de-star.

Comments like this make me wish I could de-star.

Some of us are born with lovely curves, impeccable tone, the vocals of angry angels and the agility of an athlete, and then some of us come out to be mired in the greys save for COTD replies on $kaycog’s gift photo posts.

RIP James’ ankles, playoffs ‘18. Cannot wait.

I’m assuming that David Tracy was hospitalized following heart palpitations, so requiring Torch to take the story.

Whatever the highway’s name is changed to, can we all just agree to be offended by it already?

That’s what I imagined my girlfriend’s asshole looked like, until she married me and I learned the truth.