Y’know, if he continues on like he has... he could one day become my new favorite dead Yankee.

If you cannot or will not love (or believe that the possibility exists) another human being despite their beliefs, be they social, political, religious, or otherwise...

Sadly, following the shoot, a misstep in heels led to a broken tibia and it was off to the glue factory for Ms. 160/2017.

One of the very best articles I’ve ever had the pleasure to read on this site.

Type of floss most needed:

so that really curbs the masturbation for you, huh?

Puttin’ the YOU in Jaguar.

SO much YES.

Woody Allen said:

Lie down with Libs, Wake up with Fools.

NEVER trust a fart.

I’d have offered her one, but she already had taken the car up on a mustache ride. 

12K for a coffin car?

Just two nuts? ...or just too nuts.

Eaten, in a DC area fine fining restaurant where I was a cook:

If I could’ve starred this twice, I would’ve. People that don’t understand this have likely never handled a firearm.

Would your preference be for me to correct to “whites” or “white people?”

Relevance?

Go ahead, hang onto your pithy point. Meanwhile, the grown folks will have a conversation.

One pound of spaghetti with sauce, shaker parm and salad, weekly, on Prince Spaghetti Night as a later highscooler.