WHY ISN’T/WASN’T TORCH ON THIS FIRST!!!???

Super cool, gadget-y fun movie car with big mega-wow power.

I wholeheartedly volunteer to go down (ahem!) in that footwell and make sure that there are pedals there. I’ll need a mirror to see behind me, though.

This seems reasonable. Kind of like a white person assuming that non-white people are malicious until they prove otherwise. Thank you for promoting the kind of thought that will move us swiftly forward into a peaceful and understanding society.

Because all white people are racists, right?

Man, nothing gets America more excited than the opportunity to be offended. Especially on someone else’s behalf.

This Spyder has but 8 legs. Needs 9. CP.

I want it... but those stripes, the miles... and dear sweet christ-on-a-bike, the hastag... tell me that it’s already done been had (brah).

I feel like I’m looking at the result of what rich kids might do if they adopted (appropriated?) countrybro culture rather than urban/hiphop culture as a form of rebellion.

Put any kind of payload into the bed, and I’m betting things will feel not-so-mighty, boy.

Clearly too many of the TWENTY! the TEN! the FIVE! the ONE!

Under the tutelage of a Swiss Master Chef, whilst at culinary $chool. Ask me how I know...

If “that young lady” had been Katherine Webb, bet ol’ Brent would be singing a different tune...

Diane Rehm.

very nice.

OH yes.

This deserves more *********s

Rivers made a zygote while you were posting.

Kool-Aid is clearly more potent than any Monster. Whoa.

Monster Piss-can and the Holy Grail