So much for Cuffe-ing Season.

Dude, you’re so right. The physical pain I am in due to my pregnancy is nothing compared to your miserable, lonely existence. I mean, my symptoms will go away in six months and I’ll get to experience the immense love and joy of a child and husband, but you’ll still be a sad, little man that no woman wants to touch.

Sorry in advance for the rant, but it sucks that our expectations of pregnant women have gone from one controlling extreme to the next, because at 13 weeks, I personally would love if I could be in confinement and not ever be expected to leave the comfort of my bed/sofa.

“I don’t think it should be a struggle not to drink. We should help the victims of drunk drivers instead.”

Isn’t helping potential abusers before they start to abuse helping victims?

I mean Joshua Jackson was already a more experienced actor of all the teen actors and Michelle Williams just better in general. I think for a lead character the Beek fits that Zach Morris archetype to a tee for the sort of character Dawson Leery is meant to be. Which is privileged yet nondescript, he’s not a nerd or…

I don’t feel like watching Carrie grieve him again after suffering through that whole movie of her with the blinds shut. If he is dead, she better be over it by now.

He almost inspires me to join a gym. Almost.

As a white liberal in Birmingham, I say Woodfin is exactly what the city needed. He knows what the city needs and doesn’t have his personal interests on the top of the list unlike past mayors. I also think his age is an advantage. Birmingham is a growing city and needs the younger generation at the forefront. He…

i think you’re right. im ashamed to admit i cut the tags off of my jeans in case it ever might be revealed inadvertently what size i am

Boone (Watauga High) guy here. Thanks for this piece.

It was only recently that I realized that Dwight’s cousin Mose was the genius behind all of these shows.

That’s how he earned the nickname Honest Babe.

Do not trick me into clicking on a source again thinking it’s going to be a long overdue update on MC Hammer just to feel disappointment when I discover it’s actually about Armie Hammer. I do not give a fuck about Armie Hammer’s tracksuit.

I remember seeing it suggested that a lot of the horror stories we hear about people being awful about weddings stem from people trying to hold a far more formal event than they’re accustomed to. As a result, they end up out of their depth and try to make up rules (“the present has to cover the cost of the dinner”,…

You all should create a subblog about Ben; you could call it Carson Daily.

i swear to christ if they don’t keep the theme song exactly as-is i’m gonna have a TALK with the folks at nickelodeon

There better be multiple Ferguson cameos or I’m gonna be like “NAH-NAH-N-N-NAAHH”