I was just about to ask, is this a good place to bring a doll?

This seems like a good time to share that as a chronic chub-rub sufferer, Jockey’s Slip Shorts are a fucking no-roll, no bunch god send and the only thing that makes summer bearable for me.

But at least the whole line isn’t “Cutesy” stuff, which Coach does all the time. I actually switch my loyalty from Coach to Kate Spade because they were doing the classic, timeless, neutral bags I wanted and Coach was just logo crap.

Counterpoint: “sounding white” doesn’t have to mean “speaking properly.” Plenty of white people fail to “speak properly without give-away intonations, expressions and speech patterns.” I would know — I grew up in the Boston area. My whole family sounds white, but they sure as shit don’t sound “proper.”

Awesome! More places my long legs won’t fit.

They really could have edited the photos down to half what was chosen. First I would have cut is this “sad sand baby”.

My grandmother lit her beehive on fire with a cigarette in about 1965 at a cocktail party. My grandfather had to sprint across the room, tackle her, and beat out the flames.

Sorry to be off topic but I can’t find this anywhere - what’s going on with the new layout of the gawker sites? All the articles on the left now (when we as humans are drawn to things on the right.) I totally hate it, and if it’s mentioned somewhere, or if I’m the odd-person-out, and only *I* am experiencing this,…

Also from rural Alabama. Ginuwine Pony was our go to dance song.

I remember “Back that Azz Up” and “The Thong Song” being played at my rural tiny town prom.. yet they were super cray about the dresscodes and how close people were dancing. Many a camoflauge suit and tie. Alabama is a strange place.

Whenever I hear that name I don’t think of the clothing chain, though I saw their ads everywhere in the 2000s. No.

I hear you, but I live for an empire waist! My shape is like an hourglass-ish pear — G-cup bust but small back, straight down through a narrow waist, then hips/apron (from weight loss and gravity) that are high and wide; my circumference increases 15" immediately below my waist. If I wear something snug at my natural…

Jenna Bush is bad on Today but I am more offended by her roving editor (or whateverthefuck) “columns” in Southern Living. Southern Living is like my Bible, and when Jenna says shit like, “I like to wear shorts in summer because it’s hot,” I want to commit murder.

Wow, really? That’s too bad. Somehow, it seems even worse for a girl to have her dad discouraging her from enjoying “girly” things. :/

You know who else is a fucking asshole? Whoever decided to add infinite scrolling to Kinja websites. I hope they get fired.

I live for Crappens. Their Carol is better than the real Carol.

Can’t wait for Bitch Sesh and watch what crappens to recap the first episode (they are almost more fun than the actual episodes)

Infinite scroll blog + Autoplay video = scavenger hunt to turn off said video

I think going “back to the basics” with an emphasis on quality is a good way to go, with a seasonal capsule collection for the more fashion forward pieces.

+1 laughing camel gif for you