Come on guy. They lost to Trinidad and Tobago. The United States. We shouldn’t lose to Trinidad and Tobago at anything. ANYTHING. If you don’t think that’s at least a little bit hilarious, well, I don’t know what to tell you. If England ever loses to Bermuda, you’d never stop laughing.

Let’s not paint with a broad brush. Some, like his brother, are dumping him to take control of his empire.

They aren’t dumping him for what he did, they’re dumping him because the world found out what they already knew. Remember that.

I did some records sleuthing and came up with this:

Creed 2: With Arms Even More Wide Open.

As for most things, there’s an XKCD:

0 miles. If gas is $0.10 cheaper, as an example, I’d save $1.85 on a fill up on 18.5 gallons of gas (if fully empty in my car). That’s approximately 0.5 gallons of gas savings - or about 10 to 15 miles of distance (depending on traffic, idling, etc). Is that really worth the effort? No.

I don’t do this at all. My time is worth more than the few cents I’d save.

it’s a funny, self-aware monologue that serves no larger purpose,

I see a driver for hire. I see a BMW. I see no Clive Owen.

AVC: [Turns to Greenwood.] Because you were in your underwear for the entire movie? 

‘CG:  I can eat any man under the table anyway...’

He should’ve been jailed for The Legend of Bagger Vance.

Man imagine how upset she’ll be when she hears about the Bill Clinton allegations

I don’t usually like to play this game, because her husband’s actions shouldn’t reflect back on her, but... she does know how it looks when she condemns one accused sexual predator and not other, doesn’t she? I think that’s part of the reason that her rebukes of Trump fell on deaf ears last year.

Wait, which pervert friend are we talking about now? My husband, or Weiner? Oh God, there’s ANOTHER one? It’s like someone might look at the people I surround myself with and think I turn a blind eye to this kind of thing. Wait, did I say that out loud?

The man in those photos is 61 years old! Should’ve asked BG about his workout routine.

Oh man, just wait until she hears all the allegations against her husband.

I look forward to an engaging, informative discussion regarding this topic.

Finally, the closure we’ve been looking for.