It’s really fucked up and irresponsible to make false accusations like that. Let alone so publicly. He killed two dudes. Shame on you.

And with this comment the merger with the Jezebel commentariat is complete. May god have mercy on our souls (but apparently not Hugh’s).

My dad is more of a Penthouse man

Poor guy, he seemed like he got barely any fun at all out of life.

Only Ray Lewis can incorrectly take both sides of an issue. It’s like he stabbed both sides, obstructed us from the heart of the matter and then ratted out the debaters.

*Lone tear running down cheek*

The coroner’s report shows the cause of death as “the internet”

“Anytime you hear, “The last person to do this was Barry Bonds,” it’s time to bow down.”

Steve Gostkowski is a shit commenter.

Fairly easy to be “one of your most recognizable fans” when there are 29 people attending the game, asshole.

Counterpoint: sun’s out.

sports fans provide a very compelling reason for us to ban all sports.

You could say he was............

“We’re gonna need a bi...ehh, this boat should be fine.”

God was that puff piece by SI last week on Dwight fucking horrible. From Lee Jenkins too. He used to be a great read. SI has become the US Weekly of sports. “You give us access, we’ll write whatever you want.”

People seemed more outraged when Fox tried that glowing puck effect.

Make no doubt, this investigation is a massive waste of taxpayer money.

I love Jalop readers.