Porsche makes so much money on these cars. Mein Gott, 120k a pop. And they're everywhere.

I like the front-end better already.

"Janky," my new favorite word-of-the-day. Thank you, urbandictionary.com.

" Unfortunately, Mark's dad drank himself into an early death." Does the aunt know she has perfect comedic timing with this line? I can just hear the Kennedy-esque warble in her voice with this gem.

Add it to "Will It Baby?"

The 2015 Subaru WRX is fan-freaking-tastic. And at just $26,295, it's a steal. Well, if you want a faster, wing-ier WRX,the new STI will set you back $34,995. That's the same price as the old car.

It was a few words too long.

So basically, MPA puts M in the names of these sportified versions of more pedestrian BMWs , but they aren't developed by the M group themselves. But does this water down the M brand as a whole?

Note to self: After next reincarnation, go to college and become an engineer (not sure what they do, but apparently it pays well). The Internet appears to support the conclusion that they are the only ones making any money after college. See: "any money"="I can buy a 235i no problem-money".

I like it. It's a good looking car.

People are pissed because the WRX concept really was absolutely smoking hot. It's not that this WRX is that bad, it's just a major, major let down on the outside again compared to the concept. Plus, there seemed to be some rumors that Subaru was finally going to separate the WRX from being lumped in with the Impreza.…

The front end is good looking. Kudos to MB designers. The back-end is just awful though from any angle, especially in person. "Melty-ass" has been the moniker going around, and it's fitting. But who cares! We got a Benz in the family, ma!

So, sure, physical presence is a big factor in the intimidation, but so is the $275,000 base price. Add $16,000 if you want it in yellow, which, (in the alternate universe where I had this sort of money and everyone has a floating croissant over their heads giving them advice) I would. That kind of money will buy you…

I wish the Puma was painted on the hood too.

I suppose that's fair. Can't blame a 6'4" guy for trying to jimmy the system though.

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Hear, hear. With two little girls who sometimes despite all preemptive efforts (dramamine, i-pad, movie, radio, flying during their bedtime/nap, pacifier, etc.) cry on flights, I've been fortunate enough not to run into really anyone who has been a jerk about it. We usually fly at least 2 times a year with them. It's…

Heyyyyy, that's not a very nice article to write about St. Louis fans. We're the best