You don’t understand. This situation will cost his “ministry” money that should rightfully be going toward a new Gulfstream G650 so that he can spread the Word to select resort locations around the world!

When my baby son died, somebody told me it was “part of god’s plan.”

I woke up one morning and I was “gifted” with MS. My life lost at least five years, and I ended up getting divorced because my ex wasn’t willing to help pick up the slack of what I couldn’t do anymore, declaring bankruptcy, and continually dealing with family court. You know what God’s got? A hardon for fucking with…

For me, it was the aftermath of a suicide bombing that really sealed the deal. Where was god when a 20-year-old bomber entered an open air market, looked around for the busiest stall, walked over to it and detonated his explosive belt? Where was god for the seven civilians who died? In particular, how did god “got…

Serious answer is that god sent them as a punishment and you don’t so much pray for the storms to stop as you do for forgiveness for whatever you did to make the storms come.

Hi! Fellow apostate here. To take that further, the faithful will say that your argument presupposes you, a mortal, are capable of understanding the plan of God, the unknowable, infinite, etc. It’s not as simple as that, they say, because God’s plan is too complex and far-reaching for any of us to fully understand.…

I had basically that same conversation with myself ~20 years ago while I was pulling the still-burning bodies out of a crashed 747. Seeing the few surviving children taken to the hospital, knowing they’d live a “blessed” life with 80% of their body covered in burn scars and no parents......

Seeing “god” at his/her/its…

No, it’s the fault of the homos. Don’t you know anything?

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

“We are prepared to shelter people once the cities and county shelters reach capacity. Lakewood will be a value to the community in the aftermath of this storm in helping our fellow citizens rebuild their lives.”

“God’s got this.”

He is just ruthless.

How do you look at that slimy, used car salesman face and not immediately know he’s a con man? I just don’t get religious folks. I don’t get how they can be so naive that they keep falling for scam artists like him.

Wait, if you believe, isn’t “God” the one sending these storms? So how does prayer work again?

watching this hypocrite’s ark has been really enlightening. 

In those heels? Is she expecting to have to fight dinosaurs?

Trump has yet to accept Mexico’s offer of help to the Houston flood victims.

Not gonna lie, I like her outfit.....in ANY OTHER FUCKING CIRCUMSTANCE. I wouldn’t even be dumb enough to wear this get up and I used to drive my car with the gas light on in snowstorms decked out in club wear.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.