So that’s why I’m no longer employed!!

I totally did that blow-hot-steam-up-my-vag thing that she talks about at a Korean Spa last month. It was fine...and then suddenly it was SO FUCKING HOT I yelped and a little Korean lady ran over and started fanning my vag with a paper, handheld old-fashioned fan and I felt much better. The End.

How does she still have clients? Why would anyone want to work with her when you know that she will talk shit about you the moment you leave.

And then this happened.

Do you have an overtly “ethnic” or liberal type look?

Nah, there is going to be an email and cellular data trail.

At least it’ll be fitting to be gunned down by a stranger in full tactical camo gear (who never served in the military) while walking my dog.

Is it naive of me to assume all the dirty documents have been placed in trash bags and currently reside underwater next to Dexter’s cut up victims?

I have wandered into too many homes owned by “Nice People” to worry about that anymore. Those people you see, who seem to have their shit together? Yeah, they’re slobs.

This kind of happened to me or rather my housemate. My house had been broken into and the police came round to take a look. When the policeman popped his head into my housemate’s room he exclaimed ‘Wow, they really did a number on this room’ And I had to explain that my housemate was a complete slob and it always…

Normally I agree but I’m not so sure here.

And on that day, by about 9:30am, the American Taliban will strike.

Ahhh, I am living for the day that the FBI has to execute a pre dawn raid at the White House and Trump is perp-walked off the premises.

Damn...

Deutsche Bank in particular.

Later that day is when Trump went off on Sessions for not firing the acting director of the FBI... for being a friend of Comey.

If I have learned anything from the past year and a half, when it comes to news about Russia and collusion, it is always not yet time to start celebrating.

Paul Manafort also has an apartment in Trump Tower. Though it’s likely the real dirt on Manafort will be in the Caymans, Cyprus, and Geneva (both money and safe deposit boxes).

I’ll be honest, I don’t know what this is accomplishing at this point. Unless every single member of the trump administration is not just incompetent, but breathtakingly incompetent, surely all incriminating documents have been shredded and burned by now. This case has been so publicized for so long that it’s…

It’s worth noting that this was a “no-knock warrant” - meaning they didn’t trust him not to try to destroy evidence while the police were identifying themselves and asking him to open the door.