That’s reasonable, but it still doesn’t explain those pants.

That Christopher Meloni one has me howling. WTF are you doing Elliot?!

I honestly thought this video version would’ve had more views knowing how many times it’s showed up on my Twitter feed for the past month.

*scoffs*

I may have written this blog just to spread the gospel of Danny Ocean.

I was just at the grill and I tried this method. Everyone looked at me like I was fucking crazy and laughed at me while speaking Spanish, not realizing I also spoke Spanish. Now I have the reputation as the crazy one and no one will ever fuck with me here. Thank you, Chris.

Is Nicki Minaj dating Drake??? Probably not, but photos of them out together are prompting rumors. She says he’s like a brother.

Personal observation: every woman I’ve ever known who has referred to a male friend as ‘like a brother to me’ when queried about said relationship has been at least fucking that guy.

Aaron Carter’s statement:

“She says he’s like a brother.”

1. Caitlyn could have not driven the convertible maybe?

I want to see “they look like they could be a trump sibling” happen as a common insult now....

$100 million net worth all on her own, and a retired athlete, and she only has ONE hat that was a free giveaway last year? Sure.

Hell, I’m poor white trash and I have more than one hat. I call shenanigoats on Jenner.

Poor Caitlyn, not having enough money to have more than one hat.

Taylor Swift’s bro looks like a prick. I really hate nepotism

Totally rolled my eyes at “that’s my only hat”. I find it hard to believe a millionare who’s family is made of accessories owns one hat.

But she didn’t want to mess up her hair in the convertible, so she happened to pick up the hat, which happened to be her only hat.

Shouldn’t these be filed to dirt bag?
I know, I’ll go to my corner and take deep breaths.

It’s called a ponytail, Caitlyn.