Why would you have the hat even? i mean I couldnt grab that hat in a million years because I wouldn’t own one.

His mother was religious (which was dangerous at the time) and secretly had him baptized. That’s his baptismal cross which he’s worn non-stop since the 90s.

Anybody else just feel their vagina slam shut?

Putin looks like every other dude on dating apps holding up his stupid fish while wearing shades.

So does our President. He regularly lifts greasy KFC fried chicken breasts to his gaping maw.

I know she’s mind-blowingly dumb, but now we’re supposed to believe she cannot read or recognize the color red or feel a hat on her head? I mean, it’s a little plausible, but COME ON.

She’s a disgrace to the trans community, a terrible parent, and generally, a shitty, self-absorbed asshole. And I will not buy a single MAC Cosmetic product as long as they give her an endorsement deal.

You keyed it, right?

Some article today claims CJ grabbed that hat by “mistake”, did not know she had it on...

The other day on my break I saw a car parked at walmart. AMERICA FIRST was plastered across the back window, flags on the bumper lid and pretty much a cornicopia of racist and xenophobic bumper stickers. “Do we really need a black man asking america for change? [Obama pictured here]”, “BUCK OFAMA”, “U.S. Illegal…

I stand corrected.

She’s a disgrace to people everywhere... FIFY.

As one source said ... “Caitlyn has always been about Caitlyn.”

“Can’t beef with peeps who have mental problems,” Spencer tweeted on Monday

I didn’t expect anything less from Caitlyn Jenner. She’s a disgrace to trans people everywhere, just like any other minority who engages in the mental gymnastics required to identify as a Republican.

Wow, those directors really wanted to take their Edward/Jacob fanfiction to the next level...

I think a lot, if not most, people go into thinking they have it figured out, and that they aren’t like other people and won’t get divorced. I mean I seriously thought we were special. But... shit. We weren’t. I was shocked by it all. I think just do your best. Be smart. Don’t do it to “fix” anything. But also…

Unpopular opinion (?): I was rooting for them.

Ramona must be in her glory (this calls for a new macrame dress!) and Andy Cohen must be sick to his stomach that they aren’t filming and that the reunion is over.

Can you imagine being the person who leaked these calls? They are probably in a bar right now, knocking back another drink and sweating. Oh to be a Washington DC bartender...