“(Warren police) haven’t done much to repair the whole.”

Fuck yes I did. When I graduated high school in ‘99 I got a 1995 3000GT, the naturally aspirated version, with a dark grey leather interior that was only available in the SL model (which mine wasn’t, but the previous owner had it installed) and Epic Impeller 16" chrome rims. I kept it shiny as fuck all day, every day.…

American Nightmare - The World is Blue

Indeed. I’ve had three 90's Subaru’s and every one of them was either broken into or stolen. Best ways to prevent it this:

That much scratch buys a very nice boxer, which is all of the fun without the reliability nightmare. Nope, cp.

Poll?

You’re not very good at this.

Do you know how dirt my Raptor would get from all of that sand? I’ll stick to the paved roads thank you very much.

Need a tissue? Tough, all gone already.

I know that’s real but every time I see it, my eyes tell me it’s a 1/24 scale diorama.

You think?

“I can do $75/week for the next 308 years.” Think that would work?

Cranks crank crankshafts to get cranked.

I must be the only person in the world who just doesn’t find George Carlin funny. But at least he had the good sense to drive an automatic.

also, *waste

Oh for fuck’s sake, Ballaban. This is one of the most inaccurate headlines ever on Jalopnik. The proposal currently on the table is to retire the B-2 in the 2030s, if the B-21 program goes to plan. Note the words “proposal” and “if”.