Oh fuck what have I done.

the other chair did not put its keys in the fishbowl

You won’t get COTD, but you’ve won in my heart.

1) Elio will reemerge. More people will be duped out of deposits.

(Keep in mind that dude is literally a minivan enthusiast)

Excuse me, would you kindly shut your whore mouth?

A laser would be suspicious but an unexplained single car accident could be arranged through the online upgrade feature.

Those cars shouldn’t be the bar for anything.

How is it different from the Saturn Ion, the Toyota Prius or Toyota Echo?

It’s all fun and games until I’m buying a used one that says “Happy Graduation Princess”

There are “nippers” to watch material being moved around and “hog house tenders” to supervise the break room. Each crane must have an “oiler,” a relic of a time when they needed frequent lubrication. Standby electricians and plumbers are to be on hand at all times, as is at least one “master mechanic.” Generators…

Thou shalt count to three hundred. No more. No less. Three hundred shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three hundred. Four hundred shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two hundred, excepting that thou then proceed to three hundred. Five hundred is right out. Once the…

It’s just a horrid place.

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

Agreed. A neighbor in a A6 was hit by a full size truck in a parking garage because he couldn’t see them over his hood.

I feel lucky being gen-X wing.

Not its fault though as hangar rental fees and values have skyrocketed since its parents’ generation, vastly outpacing income from smuggling opportunities.

Not to be confused with the Millennial Falcon, which lives in its parent’s hangar until it turns 26.

Why not just adjust the temperature control?