I agree. I also have a hard time believing that a car that costs at least $35k (and in some cases close to $50k) meant to be sold in such volume, really needed the small cost savings of the central instrumentation thing. Maybe it really is loads cheaper, but I doubt it, given that it’s something that’s been relegated…

The Tesla interiors (all of them) are inexpensive monuments to “low cost masquerading as good design.” If you like it, fine, but don’t mistake it for anything other than low-cost-first.

You might be a popped collar criminal but are you a double popped collar criminal?

Dear companies:

Did you see his new avatar? Definitely a breakup.

And when it lands, this is what makes it stop (mostly):

I like the speedometer idea, but I think if you put it in Ludicrous mode, it should change to a Christopher Nolan style Shepard tone.

would hoon Lipoma 3500

I would like to invest in your peppermint emitter.

wow how do u do it

Prediction: the next Tesla will be a small crossover.

To compensate, Musk decreed that the the steering “wheel” will be an obsidian triangle; speedometer will be replaced with a falcon screech loop and battery level indicator with varying intensity peppermint smell emitter.

I see a white Lambo I want to burn it black

duh and/or hello

we only venmo through slack. do you have slack

do u have venmo

I’m willing to chip in a few bucks if you guys wanna share one.

This is PBF’s stock in trade. Here’s another:

At least they were all ok.

I don’t need to wake everyone on my cul-de-sac when I come home at two in the morning.