That’s one Tesla owner who managed to keep his head.

Dunno, but if Brandon’s ol lady gets lonely while he’s fooling around with his buddies my number is 888-HOLLABACK

Wagons are the most perfect body style.

Look, everyone, I found the security theater fanboy.

Even underground, still better than a Cherokee.

You beat everyone to that.

Actually, they got together to price fix, and just happened to tack that one on.

The straight six probably dug the hole.

“has to be one of the most awkwardly proportioned vehicles ever made”

I bet the engine is still fine. You should swap it into something :)

Someone will Sioux you.

That would be a hell of a lot of effort to put in for insurance fraud. And to think that the stunt probably took the life of one of America’s last inline-sixes—I can’t bear the thought of it. I might cry.

Dragging a trailblazer around town is no way for a straight six to live, anyway.

By far the least rusted-out Trailblazer I’ve ever seen.

Find me a better way to use a Trailblazer besides doing “sweet jumps” off of it, and I’ll cut you an insurance fraud based check!

You insensitive bastard. Have a star.

And just as he found the right station to listen to

GM did it first

“all new Mustangs will get Line Lock”

An allroad is always a great idea.