I recommend some light googling before questioning the status of Derek Powell as a real car person. And then I recommend you sit down at your desk with the chair that says “jockey” on it and question the source of your authority in determining who’s a real car person and who isn’t. 

Quit yur bitching and just drive by staring at your Waze screen like everyone else apparently does.

Weirdo. Just kidding. Nice work and nice looking ride. 

So much ASMR. 

Lorenzo was and is and will continue to be great. Who would honestly criticize him for retiring?

True and fair point. Except maybe the GLC 63 (not “coupe”). I would very much compromise my morals for that one.

Easy. Toilet blocked and overflowing out of the head and seeping through the carpet inching closer and closer to my seat with each passing minute.

Theory is fine but in practice, how is this sporty looking? It looks like a whale strapped to a skateboard. 

Ew.

Redefined all ate up with motor.

PS - I actually screenshot your comment for posterity, and by that I do not mean that I shot on my screen’s posterior.

In the history of comments, this will go down as best comment.

Right and True. Especially the Panther part. 

Fuck. I loved this thing. I didn’t buy one, but I loved it.

Still a bad idea. Come on, Mack, with all your success on Jalopnik, now’s not the time to start a drug habit.  

How about “Upon” then? 

Peace be unto you, good Sir.

Even though I’m not really a fan of organized religion, I’d suggest the headline would read better as “Unto” or even “Upon”.

No dude. No. 

They should have called it the M80 for the thirteen year old in all of us... in the 80’s. Fuck, I’m old.