lighten up, Francis. 

thank you

It’s a BMW with an ugly body kit, so this shouldn’t come as a surprise. 

Worthless without Dana 60 axles.

Who pissed in your soup?

YASSSSS!

Dude, are you an imposter with links on his hip, or the real thing?

Dark, dude.

Bro dude, your assessment was legit, but yo brohiem that’s a prancing moose and the man scribbled about it. 

Do you even read, bro?

What’s a bigger slap in the face - what she’s doing now, or the company going under again because it doesn’t change with the times?

For being neither fish nor fowl, that thing is pretty foul. 

Isn’t “sending it at full speed” a bit redundant?

Hey, the mail ain’t gonna deliver itself, you know.

and then with the sideways gun and setting the grass on fire AGAIN.

Less than a minute in and I’m thinking, “Fuck this douchebro.”

I’m not even gonna do the whole Xzibit thing.

Take your sensible take and get out of here. 

YASSS!

What a dick.