Fun read. Glad this was on Jalopnik. Just sayin.

I’d never thought about announcer-less games until now, and never realized I needed them. Now I need them very badly. I think it’d be rapturous.

1. That wing. What the actual fuck?

Nah, but you certainly lost the internet with your OP.

I’ve become bored running circles around you.

You do people who steal in contempt? You do your mom?!??!

Apparently too witty. It was less about the stealing of cars and more about the violent contempt you hold for that woman, which must make her your mom.

Was she YOUR mom or something?

Beige is only ok if it’s desert spec.

Also too tasteful.

No. This is too tasteful. Your missing the point.

And that’s why I love him.

Just look at like Ms. Werth is training you not to click on her articles. Here is the progression: Article 1: God that was shitty. Article 2: This will probably be shitty... yup. Article 3: This is going to be shitty, but maybe Rude Negro will show up in the comments and make me laugh. Article 4: Nope, not going to…

It’s not as bad as Annie’s making out. If you ignore the colab with Kurt Vile (which was a dull mess), this is really a sophomore effort - and as far as I’m concerned everyone worthwhile gets a sophomore pass. Tell Me is good. It’s listenable. CB stays in my rotation and I’m sure the next one will be in full form. 

The Stranger is gonna get a lot more familiar over the next couple of weeks.

Oh, yeah. That video is seared into my brain. Bones where his finger tips should’ve been. I wish I could erase it.

I sold my second and last Harley 10 years ago when I started falling asleep on it.

I’ve become so accustomed to the HUD in my wife’s BMW, that I completely forget it’s there and don’t even see it. It just took a little while for it to become unobtrusive, but now it’s there when I ‘ask my brain to see it’. My next car will absolutely have one, especially as I age into ocular accommodative infacility…

Eh, it’s an 02 that I’ve dailyed since 05. The devil I know, etc. And it’s not that bad because I take care of it. Though I acknowledge that that is entirely subjective. There are a few of us crazies left, and we are all necessarily, friends.

This piece was so phoned in.