This except Cayman!

Proof that Alfa breakdowns are a feature, not a bug!

You are right regarding your first statement, and horribly, tragically, embarrassingly, perhaps even criminally wrong regarding your second.

I’m sure they shot it, and then in edit found that watching the lawyers squeeze out was awkward and took to long and the joke didn’t land.

This. Group rides are the worst. I don’t care how well managed. I have one friend I like riding with. Everyone else gets “I’ll meet you there.”

The do it I was looking for.

That’s a helluva gif.

Woah. I want badly.

It’s funny how your pun went overpass some people’s heads.

First Gear: *looks out window at beautifully maintained and fully functional Audi allroad*.

What a choad.

Ha Ha. My wife hates wagons too. It’s one of the few things we don’t see eye to eye on, and probably the only thing about which I’ll tell her she’s flat wrong. I call her X3 “The Clown Shoe.”

Another good choice. Those little avants are fun. In the C5 the 2.7t is a laggy but great motor and with K04's it can be absolutely brutal. There are a few static coil over suspension choices if you don’t want the air suspension. And I think the tuner/stance crowd has developed some aftermarket air suspensions. To the…

a much more comforting explanation than what I was thinking!

PS - if you WERE to get one, I’d only buy one from somebody on Quattroworld. We’re all insane over there.

The answer to that is complicated. It’s a terrific vehicle, and I love it with a white hot passion - and that’s probably the reason I still have it. It’s amazingly capable and with the six speed manual, very fun. There is nothing out there like it. There’s nothing out there that can do everything it does as well as it…

Why is the left side brown

As an owner of a C5 allroad with similar aesthetics, I concur. Audi has been doing design right for decades. Now only if the softtouch didn’t wear off....

But not the Oxford comma, I see.

This wins.