94 K Blazer Sport (pre interior update) with upsized BFG AT’s on stock rims in Baja. Note the surfboards soft-racked to the roof:

This video is scored extremely well. The dude’s white boots are also good.

As is often the way.

I’ve always thought someone should put me in charge. Hmmm.

At first glance: What happened to her arm?

Jesus. I’ve never seen a skinned hippo carcass take a corner, but I rather vividly get your meaning. Keep it up!

Edit: it’s late and I’ve been at work too long. I let my fantasy driven brain read that as “new cayman GTS will have 6 cylinder motor.” I am retard.

The world just got a little bit better.

I thought they were great, amazingly capable little off-roaders. But yeah, suspension and power were... basic.

Ugh. I’m sorry. Hope she was okay in the event. Kind of knew I was potentially stepping in it when I wrote that.

Sidekicks were great. Then the stupids kept rolling them.

“lolwut” is the theme song of NY fandom - if you refuse to root for the Yankees. Which I do, because screw the Yankees, I like to suffer. Go, Mets! Oy.

As a Giants fan by birth and geography, I think your distillation of Eli is magical.

Brevity is the soul of wit, Dude.

So this is what happens when porn scenarios meet real life.

That interior makes me want to gouge out my eyes. But, hey, to each their own...

Yes, and applying the middle finger to the touchscreen, as in the lead photo, is the correct way to interface with this monstrosity.

TLDR - Stick?

Your girlfriend dump you last night?

Nice write up. Agreed, they’re great cars, and your sentiment perfectly covers any of us who loves their ride beyond rationality. (Guilty). Welcome, and continue on, Warrior.