I was going to say the gif ruined the video, but then I saw the video.

Woah. I’d say that covers it. Pretty much my precise 80s wishlist, except instead of the grand wagoner, id go k5 blazer or Silverado. Regardless, this thread is now closed.

This is a no brainer. LA traffic goes from 80 - 0 in the blink of an eye - I throw on my hazards when I run into those situations.

I bet it smells like my grandparents.

See pic. A thing happens in pants.

Chandler, Arizona?

So, this is a case where it actually did buff out?

The peas audio is epic as well.

Honey Nut or go home

I had forgotten about this. Thank you for the refresh!

Just run them clean, damnit. Can’t call it a sleeper if you’re rolling coal all over the place and generally making a jackanapes of yourself.

I still feel bad. The poor guy Kruscheved his fender.

I’m on the record as being outraged over both. And remain stunned that Ray Lewis was able to live that down.

Shit, this was funny. I started out laughing and then it gets dark. Good bonus points for the dark turn. I’m also screen grabbing this list if you don’t mind.

Hah.! The one time it happened to me, I only got to see the orange peel in the paint on the hood.

If I saw a k9 in a squad car or SUV and the motor wasn’t running, and it was hot, Id probably do a couple of things first - like go looking for said handler - but then I’d definitely break the window.

You got the order wrong. Dogs first.

Don’t be. Somebody has to do it.

1. I guess I’d say that depends on your definition of ‘master.’ I find autos to be blunt instruments as they are. Even the good ones. But, maybe I’m weird and just like the action of driving a manual. It’s never seemed like a chore to me.